omg. wtf. lol.

my dad and lady are freaking crazy. wackos. they are SO weird.

last night, i was just hanging out, playing with the sweet new rubber band toy lady got me and, as usual, these two are making some sort of racket. my dad's jumping around and lady's pointing at things and they're being way weirder than usual. i went over and bit lady on the foot, you know, so she'd know that i wanted them to pipe down and she's all, "sweatburger! don't do that." and then she asked if i wanted to play charades with them and i'm all like, "whatEVER, lady. i don't DO charades." but, she promised they'd give me an easy one.

guess what, lady? that was NOT an easy one. my dad had kangaroo. you had knee. this is what i get?


yeah. didn't think so.

-sweaters.