uh, guys?

remember me? where's my mom? guy, did you momnap her?

cause, nobody has played with me in like, ten minutes and i know that dogs aren't supposed to know about time passing and stuff, but i know it's been forever since anyone has pet me or given me a cracker or asked me if i wanted to go outside. i mean, i don't really want to go outside, cause it's raining and stuff and i hate the rain cause i get all wet and my feet get dirty and i hate being dirty, but i do like to eat my poop.

maybe i'll go do that. or maybe i'll just take a quick nap. i've only had four today.

tell my mom to come home, okay?

-ted.