We Close.

Actually, we just opened. I'm just sayin'.

I'm the eponymous Lady. I'm Ted's mom.

Ted's a pug. Like the dog in Men in Black. Yes, and in Milo and Otis. Sorry, no, he doesn't talk. I mean, we pretend he does, clearly, as he's going to be a major contributor to this blog. That is, if he wants to get fed, EVER, mister. And he always does. He does this really cute thing when he's hungry or bored, where he brings me his bowl and just sits there with it in his little mouth. Super cute. For a little. Then I'm like, dude! You are going to get so fat and all the kids are going to make fun of you. Is that what you want?! Is it?! Yeah. These things really happen.

Right-o.