Where are Crackle and Pop?

Guy and I are naming our never-going-to-be-born children. not because we can't, but because we totally shouldn't.  And for good reason.

If we had one child, it would be named:

Gooert (obviously)

Sparticus

Champion

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LaSanya

LaTrina

If we were blessed with Twins, they would be named:

Redlobster and Outbacksteakhouse

Madtv and VH1

Vacuum and Cleaner

Notorious and BeeEyeGee

Friendship and Bracelet

Oregon and Trailmix

Boogie and Monstertruckrally

Alberteinstein and Supergenius

(I just vetoed Douchenugget and Asswipe. You cannot even give imaginary kids these names.)

And, if the fortune of triplets was bestowed upon us:

Oh, Snap and Dragon

Dag, Yo and Mama

Keith, Sweat and Pants

Pickup, Sticks and Stones

Holla, Back and That Azz Up

Hot, Pocket and Protector


Ooooh. you know what? I bet some celebrity is going to name their child at least one of the names on this list.  Suckers.