yo soy un perro.

happy cinco de mayo.

i can't believe my mom didn't make me wear a sombrero today. she does that. she buys me the weirdest hats and makes me wear them and then takes pictures and posts them and it's SO embarrassing.

mom, i do NOT want to wear a sombrero today, okay? make sweaters wear it. he never gets stuck in the stupid hats.

stupid hats.