Srsly.

We're going to Bora Bora. Hmm. Ted and Sweaters will probably have to stay home. Bummer.

Guy and Lady are going to Bora Bora. <3 you, Jersey Shore, but Guy and Lady are looking for something a bit less stinky. We're taking a cruise to Tahiti and then taking a chartered miniplane to Bora Bora. We're staying here:

for two weeks.

And then, we'll probably decide to stay and build our own little place somewhere down the island. Something with palm fronds and bamboo, I'm sure. Once it's complete, we'll send for Ted and Sweaters and arrange to have a flight for our friends and family to come to our housewarming party. Hutwarming party, moreso. No gifts, please, as we'll have all we need already. Lady will be painting faces on coconuts to sell to the tourists and Guy will develop a new music style/genre/velociraptor using coconut shells and the occasional bird call. It will be magical. And, we will swim all day long and eat coconuts, probably. I'm not actually 100% positive they have coconuts in Bora Bora. I should probably look into a Plan B. No, not that kind of Plan B, thank you.

Guy and Sweaters are having a heated discussion about Sweaters' bug-chasing habits. Mainly about how unacceptable jumping on the top of the television from the speakers is. And then, they decided that working as a team would solve everyone's problems. And that's today's lesson from Lady.
We hope you had a nice holiday weekend. We went to the stinky Jersey Shore (<3 you) and had a great time. Please see exhibits A-B:

exhibit A: Guy and Nephew 1 take to the high seas.

exhibit B: Lady only lost her top three times!

Sir Ted came along and had the greatest weekend he can remember. As a result, he's been sound
asleep for hours: