bunkadoo.

my mom is home today. normally, that's pretty cool, cause she'll be sick and just lay in bed and snuggle with me all day and i can keep sleeping like i do but today she's up and down and up and down and she keeps freaking out when i try to eat her cereal. wtf, mom, seriously. get a life, go to work, buy me a 3 ft pizzle. yeah, fine. i'm just gonna sit here and stare at you and lick everything you don't want me to. yeah.

- ted