Hey there, Guy

This is Sweaters' dad, the guy.  Guy. A guy.  It's really whichever you prefer, although it's usually just, "Guy," only not how French people would pronounce it.  More like "Guy Smiley" than "Guy LaFleur."

Sweaters would like me to post, "Tell them I'm ripping up the carpet and I'd like to write this myself, but I need to make sure this carpet gets ripped up."

I guess this is payback for getting rid of his fort. Whatever. Now he's hitting the keyboard. What a jerk. He just bit my foot.